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What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris

August 31 with 560,304 notes

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

August 31 with 412,127 notes

I kept screaming Michael after everything he did because Michael is my number one always

August 30 with 23 notes

"How’s school?"

August 29 with 304,000 notes

lol 13 year olds shouldnt be on tumblr

neither should 14 year olds

or 15 yr olds….16yr olds„ 17, 18,19, 20 yr olds,

nobody

nobody should be on tumblr

horrible website

August 27 with 212,129 notes

i need to get something off my chest

*takes off my nipple*

August 27 with 154,563 notes

what do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise

what

lmayo

August 27 with 202,502 notes

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

August 26 with 116,045 notes

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

August 26 with 304,126 notes