When you see a cute guy and then you notice he’s wearing band merch:
learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade
Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade
When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something
I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match
we joke but this is an actual thing
Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good
I will fucking wait for this day.
So my 13 y/o brother is on Xbox Live with his friends in the other room and the past 20 minutes I’ve heard him say
- Dude why do you use gay as an insult?
- You guys are fucking sexist, this is why I’m the only one of us who has a girlfriend
- Wow that wasn’t racist or anything
- No seriously gay does not mean stupid
PRAISE YOUR BROTHER