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slapmytitties:

What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris

August 31 with 560,304 notes

jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

August 31 with 412,127 notes

kiwihemmo:

I kept screaming Michael after everything he did because Michael is my number one always

August 30 with 23 notes

forrome:

"How’s school?"

image

August 29 with 304,000 notes
flawhs:

Bambi + Indie blog

lol 13 year olds shouldnt be on tumblr

neither should 14 year olds

or 15 yr olds….16yr olds„ 17, 18,19, 20 yr olds,

nobody

nobody should be on tumblr

horrible website

August 27 with 212,129 notes

supjerbear:

i need to get something off my chest

*takes off my nipple*

August 27 with 154,563 notes
k-ngforaday:

xnsnx:

salt-your-eyes:

holy fucking shit.

soo this is what heaven looks like?

Omfg
forever reblog

aphaustria:

aphdenmark:

aphaustria:

what do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise

what

lmayo

August 27 with 202,502 notes
simulates:

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flawhs:

Bambi + Indie blog

unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

August 26 with 116,045 notes

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

August 26 with 304,126 notes